Gary Delaney

  • Date: May 23, 2013
  • Location: Bedford
  • Venue: The Harpur Suite @ The Corn Exchange
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The Pad Presents… GARY DELANEY – PURIST – The Debut Tour

The Harpur Suite (Corn Exchange) – Bedford – Thursday 23rd May 2013

Following performances on Mock The Week, Dave’s One Night Stand and 5 Live’s Seven Day Sunday, Gary Delaney embarks on his highly anticipated debut tour. He thinks that most shows don’t contain enough jokes, and is trying to single handedly redress the balance.

Expect: Jokes.

Don’t expect: Narrative, themes or a voyage of self discovery.

Double Sony Award Winner

Chortle Award Nominee

‘Razor sharp one-liners’ Daily Telegraph

“Expect a cavalcade of brilliantly inventive puns from this master of the one-liner” The Guardian

“One of Britain’s grandmaster of the one-liners” Chortle

Try before you buy:

I could tell it was a Monopoly board from the word Go.

My uncle says he’s asexual, I’d also add (b) gay.

I accidently filled the escort with diesel. She died.



The guy is a one liner genius and has written for most of the top comics too

Support on the night, the wonderful STEVE DAY:

Steve Day is a truly unique comedian – warm, witty and engaging whilst dealing with the dilemmas of being a deaf man in a hearing world. His stories of multiple children, wearing a suit and the problems caused by not knowing how words are pronounced will have audiences in raptures, and his uplifting tales of overcoming the obstacles in his path will leave crowds feeling inspired. Steve is a favourite at many venues around the UK and abroad and is quickly establishing himself as one of the most popular and respected acts on the circuit.

“revelatory and very funny” – The Guardian
“wonderful” – Bath Chronicle
“warm, funny, frank and thought-provoking” – The Scotsman


Venue: HARPUR SUITE @ Bedford Corn Exchange
Date: Thursday 23rd May 2013
Cost: £14 Advance

Tickets are on sale now from..
Box Office – 01234 718 112

Seating is unreserved, first come first serve on the day of the event
Doors open 7pm, Show starts 8pm sharp